Quotes by or about Black people.
About Me
- Tiffany Yuna Hammond
- Quetzaltenango, Guatemala
- Welcome to my adventure in Guatemala! Feel free to comment, positive or negative, and share your stories as well.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Black History Month Celebration-Guatemalan Style
Quotes by or about Black people.
Sunday, April 10, 2011
How I Got Humped
Who thinks she's the Queen of Sheba. She likes to sleep in extremely awkward positions.
But she's just SO darn cute no matter how she's sprawled out. Look at those curled feet : )
As you can imagine, my baby girl is not allowed in the streets much-it's no place for a lady-so when she was in heat she was especially not allowed outside. However, it didn't stop AAAAAAALL the neighborhood dogs from miles around from coming to congregrate in front of my door step.
couldn't seem to get it right.
Poor little guy, he's just a big puppy. He followed me from my house (whining this horrible little whine) for miles sometimes. It never ceased to make me giggle but every day while Pia was in heat, as soon I walked out of my house the humping would begin. Now I'm far too tall and don't at all smell or look like a dog, but apparently the smell of my dog on me was enough to send him into a tizzy.
My neighbors tried to help me by chasing him with brooms and throwing rocks and kicking him...but to no avail.
During the period I experienced many "firsts": I was humped in the central park, I beat a dog with a pineapple, I slapped a dog in the face, I pelted a dog with large, sharp rocks, I threw buckets of water in a dog's face, I holed up in my house for fear of being called a witch or something for being chased and humped by a dog, I publicly (loudly) chastised a dog and hit it with a large stick....the list goes on and on....
As you can see....it was an interesting time. Luckily, Pia's heat didn't last tooooooo long (two weeks) but MAN I was glad when it was all over!